if it burns add mayonaisse

The past few weeks it has been the looney van zyl's. with my dad executing a camping mission in the kitchen. my sister almost throwing someone with a patty,i standing stark naked while a electrician casually strolled in ,standing there looking like something out of " the hills have eyes" and my mother's ongoing migraine.

The tempers are like an unlikely scene from star wars. i WILL lightzaber you if you come near my glass of coca-cola.

this is rock bottom.

with the KFC counter man making the lethal mistake of giving my very calm controlled sister a superveryhotchillylittlefuckerofaburger, and after she asked him to just change it please he proceeded to go around the corner and just plant a jar of mayonnaise on this very hot little creation. i laughed from blaauwberg almost wetting myself 5 times( i think the 4rt attempt was liable) where she imitated various characters.

sister:"Hello?yes can i speak to the big stupid man with the hat?" ( the lioness slowly moving in)

behind counter:" eeeeeehmmm"..( the pray unsuspecting wafting in the wind)

sister:"yes,hello little red box man. now open your mouth and eat a littlesuperveryhotchillyfuckerofaburger..( lioness positioning to pounce)

behind counter:" hokey.(pray hears something in the grass but alas , it is too late)

now does it burn?

Behind the counter:" hybo jho jho jho..(the lioness has pounced.satisfaction.)

YES. I KNOW. now just add mayonnaise..

In the words of a dimwitted Nietzsche - quoting psychopathic OTTO:

":ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLE."



this was after we literally scraped together 10C's and 20C's for something to eat. i have never heard a little delicate flower(my sister) speak like that. i forgot how intelligibly she can use swearwords. I must be rubbing off. Harold said.
i do no recommend the big bay new development KFC. EVERYTHING else is like a life size playground for big people.



and you do not know the luxury of Television until you have lost it. and your father has to go on the roof with his little legs ( praise God the ladder was stable) to play "where does this wire go? " to get our DSTV back..Crime channel, how i have missed you and your priest stabbing nuns with letter knives.

( note too self. after googling KFC chicken , i will no longer be eating any kind of meat.)